I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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