What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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