It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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