I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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