i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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