I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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