On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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