WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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