did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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