no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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