Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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