I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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