no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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