i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Your dad touched me again.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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