She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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