if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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