a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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