shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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