wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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