All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
your room smells of hookers.
And success
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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