Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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