i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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