haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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