Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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