I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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