he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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