so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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