I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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