My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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