You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize
