Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Your penis caused this!
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