Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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