Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So apparently I’m into choking now
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