I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
