apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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