I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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