I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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