do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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