You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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