wrigley field is MILF paradise
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
