Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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