whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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