oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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