so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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