wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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