Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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