She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Randomize
