I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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