I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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