I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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