If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Your penis caused this!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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