Dual....:-)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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