I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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